There are sentences you rarely hear in my neighborhood. Because of our homes and our lifestyle, we have no use for statements like:
😉 Oh, no, the sump pump failed and the dang basement is flooded.
😉 Be sure to hold on to the bannister while you’re carrying the laundry down the stairs.
😉 The traffic out here is murder today.
😉 I can’t find a parking place.
😉 Duck! Don’t bump your head on the ceiling.
😉 I’m completely out of cabinet space.
😉 I can’t go to the cookout. I have to mow the dang lawn.
😉 I can’t use my telescope at night because of the dang light pollution.
😉 I almost fell off the ladder washing the dang windows.
😉 The neighbor’s dang music blasted right through these paper thin walls and kept me up all night.
😉 The dang association dues went up. A raise of $2.50 per month once in 4 years is unacceptable.
😉 Looks like it’s about time to replace the roof/windows/exterior paint/trim.
😉 It’s so impersonal here that I don’t even know who my neighbors are.
😉 There’s nothing to do here.