There are sentences you rarely hear in my neighborhood. Because of our homes and our lifestyle, we have no use for statements like:
π Oh, no, the sump pump failed and the dang basement is flooded.
π Be sure to hold on to the bannister while you’re carrying the laundry down the stairs.
π The traffic out here is murder today.
π I can’t find a parking place.
π Duck! Don’t bump your head on the ceiling.
π I’m completely out of cabinet space.
π I can’t go to the cookout. I have to mow the dang lawn.
π I can’t use my telescope at night because of the dang light pollution.
π I almost fell off the ladder washing the dang windows.
π The neighbor’s dang music blasted right through these paper thin walls and kept me up all night.
π The dang association dues went up. A raise of $2.50 per month once in 4 years is unacceptable.
π Looks like it’s about time to replace the roof/windows/exterior paint/trim.
π It’s so impersonal here that I don’t even know who my neighbors are.
π There’s nothing to do here.